120 Super Silly Summer Jokes That Kids Love [Free Joke Cards] (2024)

Last Updated on February 10, 2024 by Michele Tripple

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Summer is here, so naturally, we have these sizzling summer jokes that will leave you hotter than your sunburn from the beach! So grab your favorite drink to stay cool as you share these summer jokes with your family and friends.

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Summer is all about fun, like swimming, staying up late, and of course, fun and laughter! So these summer jokes are the perfect way to keep the laughs going all day and night. So grab your flip-flops, take a dip in the pool, and get ready to laugh your beach balls off.

So get ready to kick off the summer with big splashes and laughs and shell-abrate summer fun!

Best summer jokes

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What do snowmen do in summer? Chillout.
What did the ocean say to the lifeguard? Nothing, it just waved.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What do you call a french guy in sandals? Phillipe Phloppe.
Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland.
“Having other tourists recognize you as a tourist is the worst part of being a tourist.” – Russell Baker
“Taking photographs as you travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.” – Susan Sontag
How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in the winter!
What do bees say in summer? It’s swarm, isn’t it?!
What do you call an Australian visiting England on vacation? Returning to the scene of the crime.
What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? I Scream.
Jake: What did the bread do on vacation? Drake: What? Jake: It loafed around.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
What did the beach say to the tide when it came in? Long time, no sea.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday!
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
What is the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.
Why did the kid with the rash not go on a vacation? His dermatologist told him to apply the medication locally.
Me: “I want to go on more travels.” The bank account: “Like, to the park?”
What do you call a labrador at the beach in August? A hot dog.

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What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses.
How do fleas like to travel? Itch hiking!
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation? Times Square.
What did the reporter say to the ice cream? What’s the scoop?
All my friends came to visit me in the place I’m in for vacation even tho I warned them the weather is terribly cold. I was clear in my message “It’s cool here, I’m chillin’.”
Where do goldfish go on vacation? Around the globe.
Why do fish swim in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
When do you go at red and stop at green? When you’re eating a watermelon.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Where did the ghost go to for his vacation? He went to Maliboo.
First woman: My son came to visit for summer vacation. Second woman: How nice! Did you meet him at the airport? First woman: Oh, no. I’ve known him for years!
Where do bees stay while on vacation? Air Bee and Bee.
How does earth and mars schedule a vacation? They planet.
Why was the family so tired after returning from summer vacation? They flew all the way home.
Where does a cow stay when it is on vacation? A mooooo-tel!
Bob: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Jim: An elephant. Bob: No, a mouse on vacation.
What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
Where do sheep go on vacation? The Baaaahamas.
Where do fish go on their holidays? They don’t, because they are always in school!
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation? Sue York City.

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What do you call seagulls that live near the bay? Bagels.
Monica: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Josh: Alaska. Monica: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation? They are hill-arious.
Spencer: What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?
Brian: I haven’t a clue. Spencer: The Canary Islands!
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he’d missed summer school? “No, sir. I didn’t miss it at all.”
Charles: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? Ray: Why? Charles: To make up for his miserable summer.
What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle!
Which season do math teacher’s like the most? Summer.
Erik: Why did the robot go on summer vacation? Sarah: I haven’t a clue. Erik: He needed to recharge his batteries.
Friend: Let’s go to Bora Bora. Me: Man, I want to, but I’m pora pora.
Liz: Where do ants go for vacation? Lorna: Where? Liz: France.
First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me!
What do sheep do on nice summer days? Go to a baa-baa-cue.
Billy: Where did Tarzan go on summer vacation? Ian: Where? Billy: Hollywood and Vine.
“Anything is popsicle when I’m with you.” —Unknown
I finally told my suitcases that there would be no holiday this year. Now I’m dealing with this emotional baggage.
Myles: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his vacation? Henry: Why? Myles: Because he already had a trunk!
Miles are longer than kilometers. Save fuel by taking a trip in kilometers.
“I like big boats and I cannot lie.” — Unknown
Teacher: Johnny, please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Johnny: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”

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Mike: Why don’t mummies go on summer vacation? Hank: I don’t know. Mike: They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
Where does Santa Claus stay on a vacation? In a Ho-Ho-Hotel.
It would be great if I could take a 6-month vacation. Twice a year!
What did the sea do to the sand? The sand blushed because the sea weed!
Where do cows go on vacation? Moo York!
What did the family do when they arrived at the summer breach resort? They shellabrated.
Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
What do you call a emo kid on vacation? A Tropical Depression.
Where do hamsters go on vacation? Hamsterdam!
What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles!
What do you do if you get rejected at the sunscreen company? Reapply.
What race is never run? A swimming race.
How do rabbits like to travel? By Hareplane!
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort. Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
Jacob: Why can’t basketball players go on summer vacation? Riley: Why not?
Jacob: They’d get called for traveling!
Where do cows go on the summer vacation? To the moo-vies.
Where does Luke Skywalker like to vacation? The HimaLeah.
What’s that new summer pirate movie rated? It’s rated ARRRRRR!
What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day? Croak-o-cola.

One-Liner Summer Jokes

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Let’s take a trip to the beach, I could really use some vitamin sea!
My only solution to this stress is a vacation. But my pockets say no! I don’t know what to do with my life anymore.
I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.
Vacation overdose is a myth. If you think your vacation was too long, then you probably need another vacation.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
When you start looking like the person on your driving license, you know it’s time for a vacation.
My vacation is so long, I forget all my passwords.
Keep palm and carry on.
Thank god we’re not tide down with homework during the holidays!
Reading while you sunbathe makes you well red!
It’s summer, let’s shell-abrate!
Unpacking my suitcase after a vacation is like the ultimate emotional burden.
Now that it’s summer, we’ve got to seas the day!
I’m pretty shore that we’re going to have the best summer ever!
Aboat time for summer to start again.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks 3 months after returning home.

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Do you have some other summer jokes that you love? Share them in the comments so we can laugh too!

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Michele Tripple is a renowned author and expert in the fields of parenting, relationships, and personal development. With her degree in marriage and family studies, her experience as a Family Life Educator, and over a decade of experience as a professional writer, Michele has authored books that provide practical advice and insights into improving family dynamics and personal growth. Her work is celebrated for its blend of research-driven information and relatable, real-world applications. Michele has been a keynote speaker at conferences and has contributed to numerous publications and media outlets, solidifying her reputation as an authoritative voice in her field and helping families build relationships.