Looking for some funny uplifting quotes with some inspiration? We have rounded up the best collection of funny uplifting quotes, sayings, messages, and captions, (with images and pictures) to inspire you to draw strength in the face of adversity with some humor.
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Laughter is the best medicine. And if with some fun you can get inspired and motivated then nothing better to start your day.
These funny encouraging quotes are apt for life, love, work, students, employees, and more to tickle your funny bone and make you laugh.
Life can be tough, but our reaction to the stress is what determines our attitude. If we have humor and fun element in our way we react to situations, then things might get easier. Everything with a pinch of humor makes life a lot better.
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Funny Uplifting Quotes To Encourage You
- “Be happy. It drives people crazy.”
“It ain’t over till it’s over.” – Yogi Berra
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
“In order to be number one, you have to be odd.” – Dr.Seuss
“When you focus on the good, the good increases.”
“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
“A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.”
“The energy you put out is the energy you get back.”
“You can’t be sad if when you’re holding a cupcake.” – Unknown
“Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” – John Wayne
“Sometimes it’s hard to open tour hand, but you need to.”
“If you try to fail and succeed, which one have you done?”
“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.” – Mae West
“Fighting cancer, going through chemo and still this sexy.”
“Every day may not be good but there’s good in every day.”
“Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.”
“There are no traffic jams on the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill
“When it rains look for rainbows. When it’s dark look for stars.”
“Remember… the comeback is always stronger than the setback.”
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“Tough times never last, but tough people do.” – Robert H Schuller
“This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.” – Unknown
“Nothing in the world can trouble you as much as your own thoughts.”
“The Lord is greater than the giants you face.” – 1 John 4:4 (Bible Verse)
“Never be a prisoner of your past. it was just a lesson, not a life sentence.”
“Never let anyone treat you like a yellow starburst. You are a pink starburst.”
“A peaco*ck that rests on his tail feathers is just another turkey.” – Dolly Parton
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde
“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
“During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.” – Irish Saying
“It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.” – Eugene Ionesco Decouvertes
“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” – Will Rogers
“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Dolly Parton
“If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.” – Yogi Berra
“All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.” – Adlai E. Stevenson
“The key to success is not through achievement but through enthusiasm.” – Malcolm Forbes
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.” – Mark Twain
“It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.”
“Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.” – Terry Pratchett
“It is a common delusion that you can make things better by talking about them.” – Rose MacAulay
“Addiction begins with the hope that something ‘out there’ can instantly fill up the emptiness inside.”
“If you were able to believe in Santa Clause for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.”
“When life brings winds of change that almost blow you over… close your eyes, hang on tight, and believe.”
“Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. As long as you can. Life’s not meant to be lived in one place.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese
“A woman is like a tea bag – You can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“Singing in the shower is all fun and games, until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera.”
“Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.” – Josh Billings
“’To be is to do’ – Socrates ‘ To do is to be’ – Jean-Paul Sartre. ‘Do be do be do’ – Frank Sinatra.” – Kurt Vonnegut
“You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.” – Walt Disney
“Only when we are brave enough to explore the darkness will we discover the infinite power of our light.” – Brene Brown
“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch
“Never be afraid to try something new, because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already know.”
“Everything heals. Your body heals. Your mind heals. Wounds heal. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.”
“Never regret a day in your life: good days give happiness, bad days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days five memories.”
“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
“Time is like a river you cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of your life.”
“Sometimes you just need to talk about something – not too get sympathy or help, but just to kill it’s power by allowing the truth of things to hit the air.”
“You need to learn how to select your thoughts just the same way you select your clothes every day. This is a power you can cultivate.” – Elizabeth Gilbert
“Fear less, more hope, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe more, talk less, say more, love more, and all good things will be yours.” – Swedish Proverb
“Tonight, before you go to sleep, think of something that makes you smile. There is always something, no matter how bad your day may have been. You will sleep better, you will feel better once you wake and you will face your new day with a positive mind. Take charge of your happiness.”
Funny Uplifting Quotes For Hard Times
These are some of the funniest, witty, sarcastic and some amazing motivational one-liners to push yourself towards your goals.
- “May your hard times last only as long as a Kardashian marriage.”
“One day things will get better until then here is a drawing of a cat.”
“Having fallen on hard times, frosty is forced to sell his body on the streets.”
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“When I hear somebody sign, life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, compared to what?” – Sydney Harris
“I never knew how strong I was until I had to forgive someone who wasn’t sorry and accept an apology I never received.”
“Hard times may have held you down, but they will not last forever. When all is said and done, you will be increased.”
“Sometimes you face difficulties not because you’re doing something wrong, but because you’re doing something right.”
“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.” – Henry Ford
“Hard times are like a washing machine, they twist, turn and knock us around, but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before..”
Funny Uplifting Quotes About Work
- “Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.”
“Work so hard that one day your signature will be called an autograph.”
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” – Jerome K. Jerome
“His insomnia was so bad that he could not sleep during office hours.” – Arthur Baer
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
“Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence.”
“My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.”
“People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full, are missing the point. The glass is refillable.”
“I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I am around.” – Homer Simpson
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
Funny Encouraging Quotes
- “The only time you should ever look back is to check out dat booty.”
“Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.”
“It takes nothing to join the crowd. It takes everything to stand alone.”
“If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.”
“When life puts you in a tough situation, don’t say ‘why me’. say ‘try me’.”
“It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.” – Fred Allen
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.”
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
“”You’re still a rock star.” I whisper to myself as I take my multivitamin and get into bed at 9 pm.”
“Attract what you expect, reflect what you desire, become what you respect, mirror what you admire.”
“Today me will live in the moment unless it’s unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.” – Cookie Monster
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
“Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow’s a fresh opportunity to make it better.”
“A positive attitude may not solve all your problems but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.” – Herm Albright
“My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.” – Dave Barry
Funny Encouraging Quotes About Life
- “Just because my path is different doesn’t mean I’m lost.”
“Respect your parents, they passed school without Google.”
“Every time you find humor in a difficult situation, you win.” – Unknown
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” – Audrey Hepburn
“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
“It’s not weather you get knocked down; it’s whether you get up.” – Vince Lombardi
“All your dreams can come true, if you have the courage to pursue them.” – Walt Disney
“When life hands you lemons: Sometimes you just have to pick yourself up and carry on.”
“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart.” – Erma Bombeck
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